How do I chat up a woman?

How do I chat up a woman? I have no natural skills in chat-up and I really do have to learn and practise a script.

Barbara says: NO!!!! That’s where you’re going wrong. No scripts. Please. You may have to make a database of your favourite jokes, but that’s a different thing. Just try to be you, when you meet a woman. Do it warts and all.

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