How do I measure up to workmates?

How do you measure the size of your genital equipment?

We currently have a contest at work (yes, I know it’s childish) and we’re arguing about where you measure it from and when.

What should be the rules in measuring length of your personal assets?

Barbara says: The rule should be – does anyone care? But if you want to play this game, then the rule is whatever you decide.

There’s such a huge variation in which end you take the measurement from, whether it’s at its best or in the resting position. Agree among yourselves. Have fun with rulers, boys! And may the stupidest man who gets off with a ruler win the meaningless competition! It’s what you do with it that counts.

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