Pensioners are far from past it!

There’s an OAP couple who live in the flat above us, and to look at them you’d guess they were past it. They must be both in their late 70s. But every other night they go at it like bunnies, and she squeals and screams and yells stuff that I wouldn’t want my kiddies to hear. Meet them, and they’re lovely, and they adore our kids.

But surely they should be beyond this stuff now? My wife and I are only in our late 30s, but we don’t make a big deal about having rumpy, if we have it at all. So what are they on?

Barbara says: Love? Viagra? Who knows? Isn’t it amazing (not!!!) that elderly people can enjoy sex? Get used to it!

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